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You live in a town called Big Satan!
To the north there are Yetis and a tribe of orcs that use polar bears as shock cavalry.
To the south, there is a vast desert where seminomad serpent people grow strange flowers called Snuff with stimulant properties that can be chewed, smoked or even snorted in powder form; beyond this desert there is a savanna with evil lamias that like to enslave everyone to mine gold and jewels, and further south there is a jungle where elves and gnolls battle for supremacy.
To the east there are vast plains where the horse clans fight each other. Beyond them, a country of tiny goblins with large penises, they breed very fast and the female goblins choose mates by dick size, the larger the better.
To the west there is an amazonian society where very tall women enslave meek men in mines and farming jobs while they train with deadly melee weapons, their children if female are always tall amazonians, and if male are short and weak willed members of their race.

Big Satan is a metropolis with over 25,000 people living there. It has a chronic problem with Vampires. It has a thieves guild, an assassins guild, and more professional guilds than most people can count. The Guild Council holds ridiculous wealth and power. There are many other factions.

Yet, it is you who rule the city! When a leader dies, the Noble Council convenes to choose a new leader amongst elligible candidates (male nobles aged between 16 and 70 years old).

And right now, they chose you!

Little do they know that you have a pact with one of the factions, to let them operate more freely, and this pact has led you to power. But it also binds you to them. The faction that have helped you rise to power was...

> The Vampires. They want freedom to run businesses where they can feed in peace.
> The Thieves Guild. They want to keep running their smuggling business without many questions asked.
> The Assassin's Guild. They want a safe haven where they can rest in between missions.
> The Guild Council. They want you to ensure their profits will always be prioritized, and they don't wanna pay taxes.
> Write in (invent a faction and tell what they want)

You are to lead the Big Satan Army, which consists of...

> Mostly Infantry
> Mostly Archers
> Mostly Cavalry
> Mostly Casters
> Mostly Fantastic Creatures (specify)
> Write in (choose whatever you want, but you can't have more than 250 soldiers)

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