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BREAKING NEWS

The Supreme court of FANTASYLAND has struck the 666th amendment of the constitution to allow GOBLINS to attend graduate institutions.

Goblins are now allowed to get masters in might, magic, and nursing. Dear god, goblins can become doctors and lawyers. What has the world come to?! Can you imagine a goblin doing brain surgery or ratifying the laws that govern you and me?This is a TRAVESTY. A TRAVESTY. It was bad enough they could receive bachelor's now we trust them to do more?!!?

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You were 3 years old when you listened to a handsome High-Elf newscaster recount his very objective account of the landmark court case that struck down the 666th amendment. You had huddled together with all 200 of your siblings to watch the projector screen display him in the normally very spacious cave you called home.

There was just something about the disgust with which he associated the word lawyer with goblin that appealed to you. Ever since then you've wanted to be a lawyer and with that aim in mind you excelled (as much as a goblin can) in academics until you were admitted to your undergraduate university (with substantial help because of your diversity you're a stupid fucking goblin after-all)

Where did you attend?

>Arcane Scholarship University Honors College (ASU)

ASU is a school that's for people who are to put it lightly... hedonous buffoons. Its student body is rife with Centaurs, Orcs, and even a small amount of goblins whose days are spent chatting and chasing after any pussy or elf hole (not gay if it's an elf) they can. The magic school is decent, but that's only because the hundreds of thousands of alumni the school churns out has led to one or two retards lucking into enough success to be donors.

The honors college is slightly better in that law admissions committees won't immediately vomit all over themselves when reading your undergraduate institution.

Benefits:
Easy Curve: - Your GPA will probably be strong. Being smart for a goblin is actually better than being dumb for an Orc.

"Networking": - Constant partying and unsuccessful tail (literally) chasing has led you to be a particularly charming goblin. Note that part where I said you're a charming goblin to give more context to how charming you are.

Cons:

Easy Curve: Whilst the "hard factor" of having a Strong GPA is better than having a low GPA. That strong GPA is going to look weak against comparable ones across pretty much any other school. It limits your ceiling.

You're going to be dumber than a rock: You're getting an ASU education and associating yourself with people who are going to ASU. Enough said. You're going to be ill-prepared when studying for the MLSAT and if you get into law school.

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