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THAT’S IT. YOU’RE SICK OF THIS ASSCLOWNERY.

SOME GAGGLEFUCK OF PALADINS CAME INTO YOUR EVIL MOUNTAIN COTTAGE WHILE YOU WERE GATHERING SOME REAGENTS FOR A SPELL AND LOOTED THE PLACE! THEY EVEN BROKE YOUR FAVORITE CHAIR.

GODDAMNIT. THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME THIS DECADE. NO MORE RELOCATION.

IF THEY WON’T LET YOU BE AN EVIL WIZARD HERMIT IN PEACE, YOU’LL BE EVIL ALL OVER THEIR PLACE!

IN A COMPLETELY RATIONAL AND EVIL MOVE, YOU’VE DECIDED TO CONQUER THE LAND IN RETALIATION.

What is your EVIL magic specialty?
>NECRO-OLOGY
Pros:
+craploads of minions
+The type of necromancy in this quest lets you summon undead straight up AND reanimate corpses
+Ascension to lichdom, an obvious path for power
Cons:
-Minions are generally pretty shit-tier
-Turn Undead, the spell they teach to every single fucking holy magic user...
-liches are egotistical bitches, and will likely be offended a “mere” necromancer is trying to take over the world.

>DEMON-OLOGY
Pros:
+High quality minions
+sacrifice captured prisoners for fancy rituals
+Bargain with demon lords for additional benefits
Cons:
-Anything beyond a basic bitch demon you summon has their own agenda
-demons aren’t as vulnerable to holy magic as you think, but the holy orders of the land will take you WAAAY more seriously than normal
-high risk of ending up being an unwitting pawn in a demon’s plan.

>CURSE-OLOGY
Pros:
+DOT for days, graze a guy’s head, he’s as good as dead.
+Siege and attrition warfare expert, you only get in a better position as time goes on.
+curses are incredibly versatile, and can even be turned into what amount to buffs with downsides.
Cons:
-curses are deadly and people are… very, very aware of this. Expect lots of people to leeroy jenkins themselves at you the second you land a single hit on them or run to a cleric.
-you’re immune to all your curses, but any minions and allies you gather… probably not…
-certain pansy ass fake evildoers think curses are terrible and “too evil” likely refusing to help you… or even aiding the do-gooders.

>ARTIFACT-OLOGY
Pros:
+Top of the line staff and magical armor.
+Who the fuck said wizards are weak in melee, bitch?
+Create powerful artifacts for your minions to use.
Cons:
-creating magical artifacts worth real power takes time, and lots of shit. Sometimes maintenance as well.
-paradoxically, by trying to make yourself less vulnerable to being singled out, you are even more likely to be targeted first, since you’re such a big goddamn threat
-the stupidity of others with magical artifacts is in your opinion, unbelievable.

Also, what's your evil fucking wizard name?
>write in

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