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Now this is the story all about how
/news/ got its resident lolcow
Let me take a minute, just sit back and chill
I'll tell y'all the story about ESL Shill

India is where they made most of their yield,
Smoking meth, raping dogs, shitting out in the field
Wishing that a man was sucking on their pud
When they got a WhatsApp: "Wanna be a chud?"

Got a laptop, some orders, a subscription to Grok
A chance to see the pretty shemales on TikTok
It was a golden opportunity to make money quick
All they had to do was suck some Israeli dick

'Gluk gluk gluk gluk gluk gluk gluk gluk'
Got praised by their handlers for knowing to suck
Didn't matter that their boss called them gentiles,
they were making the world safer for rich pedophiles

The big change came when they learned to speak English
Getting made fun of made their pee pee all tinglish
Masturbating constantly had their post quality crash
All they wanted was other anons to fuck their ass

Now they're in a state of perpetual confusion
Gooning to trans women in a drug fueled delusion
And thats the story of our local ESL shill
Until they get replaced with cheaper labor from Brazil


https://www.yahoo.com/news/world/articles/iranians-rally-hundreds-thousands-biggest-082500368.html

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